DOSE:

15 g

oral

Heimia salicifolia

(tea)

BODY WEIGHT:

145 lb

I ordered some Heimia salicifolia from an online retailer. When the package arrived I immediately smoked a bowl packed with about half a gram, I noticed very faint subtle effects of relaxation and deeper sounds.

I had read that it was best as tea, being lazy I did not want to let it ferment in a jar somewhere for a few days, so I boiled about 15 grams down to a reduced nastiness for an hour or two. I poured the dark brown potion of evil into a mug to drink on the couch watching an episode of people climbing Everest on Netflix. I knew the taste should have been a warning..........

The effects kicked into a blurriness of sedation and I was soon asleep on the couch. The next day I awoke to a horrifying realization that I must have been brutally beaten in my sleep, every square inch of my body ached and burned like never before. The worst areas about it, my eyelids hurt to move, sensitive areas like the tip of my penis burned like fire when ever being touched (even gym shorts felt like they were made of barbed wire) and breathing felt like I was cracking my rib cage with every breath.

Weed did nothing to help the pain, and I could do nothing but lay on the couch and try not to move, even a walk to the convenience store across from my apartment felt like an endless journey of pain and suffering as I slowly hobbled in pain across the road. The next day the pain was slightly reduced but still present, on the third day I was back to normal.

I felt likeIwas 9000 years old and the victim of a particularly savage beating. I dumped the remaining stash in the toilet where it was meant to go in the first place.....

Exp Year: 2013	ExpID: 102720
Gender: Male
Age at time of experience: 23
Published: Jun 11, 2020	Views: 1,433
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