DOSE: T+ 0:00	5 g	oral	Amanitas - A. muscaria	(edible / food)
T+ 0:30	3 hits	oral	LSD

BODY WEIGHT:

170 lb

Let me paint the picture:

I've recently graduated and only just started playing with my own pharmacology. My first dose was five grams 'Psili' mushrooms and a gram of green. Needless to say a very interesting first time.

A year passes giving me the chance to smoke some incredible pot, bit of hash, acquire a sheet of acid and I feel like I'm on top of the world:). At this point I start researching legal alternatives. So I end up with a big bag of salvia and 5 grams Amanitas.

That day I'm a month away from moving out of my first childhood home. This is cause for an initiation by 'fiery reds'. I cooked up the shroomz with butter, garlic, eggs and toast (breakfast of champions) it was delicious. After half an hour I'm disappointed and drop 3 hits of acid. My buddy B. drops by par chance and I'm pleased to tell him what I've done. We chill...time passes... The phone rings... I answer: 'Hi dad what's up?' dad says; 'blah, clean house...Grandma's coming over, blah!' frustration kicks in as I send B. home. I close the door and that's when it happens.

It starts with that flashing 'no coin' sign you see on an idle arcade game. A little freaked at the sudden onset, I decide to do the laundry. Suddenly, I can hear the blast of sirens, which I'm convinced are the final trumpets spoken of in the book of Revelations. (At this point I have to admit; I'm a little religious) I get totally nude of course, cover myself head to toe in detergent to cleanse my inadequacies and begin screaming at the top of my lungs; 'Thank you lord Jesus!!!' Surprisingly I heard voices and giggles of which I cannot tell if they were my neighbors or something celestial.

Beginning to pace back and forth, ready to meet my maker, I go even deeper into the Maelstrom. A twirling vortex of dimensions I can only describe as 'Yin & Yang' as well as 'up and down' oscillate and take me into the great unknown...(T.I.M.E . D.I.S.T.O.R.T.I.O.N.)... Throughout this moment I recall being very happy that I took those mushrooms. I recall telepathically communicating with recently dead Grandpa who told me he was alive and so was I in a practically infinite multiverse of which all probable realities constitute individual realities. Knowing this I was certain I had died and had incarnated in one of those realities.

Climbing up stairs is tiresome, I see a bed so I lay on it. Wake up to realize I'm covered head to toe in detergent (which is in my eyes), on my brother's bed and I'm supposed to clean up. The cold and immediate truth that someone would be home soon set in. I still needed to clean and my eyes were fucking on fire. I wasted allot of time but on the bright side I could tell grandma that grandpa was alright.

Exp Year: 2005	ExpID: 74863
Gender: Male
Age at time of experience: Not Given
Published: Aug 7, 2018	Views: 2,335
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